The Pop Zeal Project (Track 84): Gwen Stefani: “The Real Thing”
Stefani’s creative direction for L. A. M. B. pointed towards psychedelic pop-punk.
“I was on tour with No Doubt… and I said to Tony… wouldn’t it be fun to make a dance record? Very, very clean, easy, simple idea… I was never gonna tour the record, but then you guys keep buying the record, you keep bringing me out, you keep tempting me. And I’m on this big ol’ wave and I just wanna crash right down on top of you, and I just wanna hear you guys sing the songs back to me.”
Musically, “The Real Thing” was heavily (and intentionally) inspired by New Order’s 1986 track, “Bizarre Love Triangle.” Stefani would have been 17 years old when the synth-pop song was first released, and indicates another musical style that Stefani was interested in besides the ska/post-punk sound that a budding No Doubt was embracing. (One can almost imagine Stefani staying up late on a Sunday night to watch MTV’s “!20 Minutes” to catch the video for “Bizarre,” or sliding a cassette tape into a boombox during lunch at Anaheim’s Loara High School.) Into adulthood, Stefani remained a fan of the English alternative-pop band, and reached out to collaborate with them. After initially declining, the band’s singer, Bernard Sumner ended up contributing backing vocals, while Peter Hook played bass on Stefani’s musical homage.
Listening to “The Real Thing,” one may not necessarily hear the direct influence of “Bizarre.” But in listening to “Bizarre,” and then returning back to “The Real Thing,” the similarities become more evident. For example:
The guitar riff in the outro of “Bizarre”; the intro to “The Real Thing.”
Melody: In “Bizarre” at the lyrics: “There’s no sense in telling me/The wisdom of the fool won’t set you free.” In “The Real Thing” at the aforementioned: “Heaven knows what will come next/So emotional, you’re so complex.”
Red Lip Photo by John Shearer.
Love ‘Em and “Leo” Fast: Holiday Sidewinder’s Ode to the One-Night Stand
In the summer of 2018, Australian pop singer, Holiday Sidewinder released her catchy single, “Leo,” with its refrain including a synthesized rhyming roll call of lovers, everyone from Leo to Rodrigo, Marco to Diego, and a few others. The track could be seen as one woman’s reinterpretation of Prince’s “Little Red Corvette,” the tale now told listing the names of “the jockeys that were there before me,” as His Royal Badness once sang.
“Leo” is certainly intriguing, for it manages to sound like one thing, but say something completely different. Sidewinder’s vocal style suggests coy innocence, while the lyrics point to a woman who doesn’t mince words (“I’ll give you tonight, but I won’t call you tomorrow”), even brazenly forewarning: “Lock up your husbands, and lock up your sons.”
Provocative content aside, and there’s lots of it, “Leo” works on its own as a smartly constructed pop song. The first verse features a bass-synthesizer as the hero instrument, giving it all kinds of ‘80s feels, with Sidewinder’s aforementioned vocal delivery adding a dreamy effect; her character mojito-intoxicated in the nightlife. After the roll-call refrain, the rapid-fire drums give way to the carefree-sounding chorus, the morning walk of (no) shame has never sounded sunnier, thanks, in part, to more melodic vocals, reminiscent of Gwen Stefani’s. And with the start of the second verse, the bass-synthesizer gets replaced by a deep bass-guitar riff, only solidifying its ‘80s new-wave nostalgia. Take a listen, and you too might quickly love it; if not, just move on.
Random Acts
I’ve always found the shuffle-play system of listening to music appealing, never knowing what song will be next. Ironically, I love routine and predictability, yet it’s the shuffle that allows me sometimes to embrace the unexpected, smile at a surprise. Don’t get me wrong, there are days when Fast Forward is used when listening to music on my phone: “No, not that one… skip… skip.”
When I first started blogging on Tumblr six years ago, I created a recurring series called The Poptimum Project, in which I wrote a post about every song that was Autofilled onto my iPod shuffle®. (Wow, remember that device?) The project was inspired by the film, Julie & Julia, where government employee by day and writer by night, Julie Powell cooks every recipe from Julia Child’s “Mastering the Art of French Cooking,” and chronicles her experience on a blog. Instead of a cookbook, I kept a document with the track list.
Now that this website has launched, you’ll from time to time see a continuation of this project, now renamed The Pop Zeal Project. One post might feature Carole King’s “I Feel the Earth Move,” followed by Gwen Stefani’s “The Real Thing,” then LL Cool J’s “Around the Way Girl” and so on. Come what may. Keep in mind: Not every music post will be part of this list, but if the headline includes, The Pop Zeal Project, then it falls under this continuing endeavor.
Ready to embrace the random? I am… I think.
Suspicious Minds: No Doubt: “In My Head”
A sneaky-sounding guitar opens No Doubt’s “In My Head,” off their must-have 2001 release, Rock Steady. The lead singer, Gwen Stefani invites the listener inside her uncertain state of mind, ironic considering the name of the band.
Her “head is wicked jealous,” as she obsessively ponders her long-distance relationship and what’s happening on the other end. She attempts to calm her paranoid mindset by thinking about rainbows and big, fat roses. Not wanting—at all—to talk about ex-girlfriends, abandonment or the past, she warns her boyfriend to “use the right words when you talk to me.” The distrustful thoughts keep spinning, and by the bridge, she stands up and states: “I really think I have a problem/I really can’t control myself/Why do I get so suspicious?/Do you want someone else?/’Cause everybody wants everybody else… only in my head.”
As the song concludes, she’s still manipulating, wanting now to talk about the future, the wedding and “how much you like me/And all that.” There’s nothing like controlling the conversation so we can hopefully hear what we want to hear, to feel all’s right with the world, and more importantly, safe.
Just as much as the album chronicles the downs in a relationship: the skepticism of second chances (“Detective”; “Don’t Let Me Down”) and the questions surrounding realistic longevity (“Running”; “Rock Steady”), there’s the ups too: anticipating a reunion on “Making Out”; make-up lovin’ in the morning on “Start the Fire”; the bass-thumping masterpiece, “Hella Good.” Yet as the chorus in “Underneath It All” goes: “I’m really lucky underneath it all/You’re really lovely.” This is the lucid epiphany that he may, in fact, be worth all those temporary lapses in sanity.
Although Stefani may be a glamour goddess of pop and a confident front woman of rock, it’s her role as a writer where she gets to showcase yet another incarnation: an ordinary woman who’s not afraid to admit that sometimes, yes, she too has doubts… and lots of them.
Be sure to check out No Doubt’s 2002 Rock Steady Live DVD, filmed in Long Beach, CA.